Inside Four Walls: Can't believe what I heard...

I am a pretty open minded person. I don't get offended easily. In fact, some people would say I don't really have a filter on me when I talk and I never get offended. I mean one of my favorite shows is South Park.  Well today I was offended. In fact, it was so shocking what I heard, I won't post it on the main page. So for those that want to read the story...

Free Speech for the Dumb (Inside Four Walls Edition): Piercing what?

So another new tag. This one is just for quick hitting quotes that make you go huh? I was planning on doing the first one on a democrat, but this one was too good to pass up.

So I had a student come into my class yesterday and tell us she got her web pierced (the part connecting the tongue to the mouth. So we were like 'ok, nice let's move on.' Then all of a sudden she goes on to tell us that "Some lady was getting her v@gina pierced" and that "it took her two times because she kept closing her legs."

And I am supposed to get her proficient?